welcome.

This is a place for my opinions. For me to review the things I love and hate. And even the things I feel very bleh about. I'm mainly focusing on lady things, because I am a lady and that's what I know. I expect some unisex items to creep in, along with the occasional male products.

I'm going to strive to be totally honest. Starting with a few honest facts about myself:

People have described me snarky. And yes, I am sarcastic and I find inappropriate things to be hilarious.

I'm a better writer than I am a photographer.

I love cats, makeup, clothes, shopping, Pinterest, podcasts, television, monthly subscription services, smoothies, candy... and a lot of other stuff.

I hate hotels without white comforters, migraines, insects, water bottles with sport tops, people who don't wash their hands, trying on clothes, underwear that rides up... and a lot of other stuff.

I am married. I am not a mom.

I've lived in really big cities and sort-of-small towns. I was raised in the South.

I'm thisclose to 32 and I think my age is starting to show. I've recently returned to "thin," but I still wouldn't describe myself as fit. I am naturally lazy. I'm a little taller than average, but not tall, and I waffle between blonde and brunette. I avoid tanning.

I am OCD. Not in the endearing way. More like Howard Hughes, but without the money to completely indulge it (thank goodness.)

So. I hope you enjoy this blog. And I hope I actually manage to keep it up.